High School Sucked

High School Sucked

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #9, Fall 1998) I went to Tecumseh High School. I just loved high school Yeah right. I was a loser, a loner, and a freak. In our school newspaper (the special 1987 Senior Edition) they listed what people were going to be in...
Got Urine?

Got Urine?

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine 12, Fall 1998) Though they were different in many ways, G.G. Allin and Ghandi did share one commonality, the consumption of urine. They are not the only ones who have taken a liking to the yellow elixer. People have been...
Pilgrimage to Mecca AKA Warped Tour 1998

Pilgrimage to Mecca AKA Warped Tour 1998

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #9, Fall 1998) I was looking through a paper which I picked up in Fort Wayne a while back and noticed it had info on the Warped Tour. I had wanted to go last year, but I missed the dates because my mind was out of wack...
What I Used to Dream About When I Was 11

What I Used to Dream About When I Was 11

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #9, Fall 1998) …I dreamed about beating Minnesota Fats in a high stakes pool game. …I dreamed about writing the greatest rock n roll song ever and Alice Cooper would sing it. …I dreamed about being the...
Interview with E.Y.E.

Interview with E.Y.E.

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #9, Fall 1998) E.Y.E. is a one man extravaganza/performance artist. He plays on top of pre-recorded drums, rhythm guitar and backup vocals. E.Y.E.’s name at birth was Steve Sharp and he has been performing since 1980....
20 Pieces of Worldly Advice

20 Pieces of Worldly Advice

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #9, Fall 1998) A friend of mine who I meet recently, gave me a card for my birthday before she left for her new job in California. Inside, among other things, she had this list which she picked up from a few years of...