Who’s Your Hero?

Who’s Your Hero?

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #14, Spring 2000 – The Hero Issue) Captain Noah, The Incredible Hulk, My dad, John Lennon, Bart Simpson, Reggie White, Keith Haring, Kevin Spacey, Billie Holliday, Sid Vicious, Stephen Hawking, Terry Gilliam, Bob...
My Hero When I Was Growing Up – Joan Jett

My Hero When I Was Growing Up – Joan Jett

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine 14, Spring 2000) I first heard the loud thunder of the drums on the song I Love Rock n Roll during my freshman year in high school. It was one of the moments that really shaped my life. It was one of those moments that a...
Alcohol Poisoning

Alcohol Poisoning

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #12, Fall 1999) I hate the taste of beer. I always have. I’m not to found of the foamy texture either. Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person in the world that the trick of ‘parents giving their child a...
Drink Up

Drink Up

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #12, Fall 1999) Many different people see drinking in many different ways. All cultures do it and all have some people who abstain from it. The reasons why people drink are obvious and easy to cite, however how valid are...

Alcohol Induced Realities

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #12, Fall 1999) For several years of my life, I drank and went clubbing three to four times a week. I had tons and tons of friends who loved to get drunk with me, dance until dawn, and get up in just enough time to report...
Big Hank’s Beer Quotes

Big Hank’s Beer Quotes

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #12, Fall 1999) “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a...
Another Bitch Session

Another Bitch Session

I’ve noticed that lately that people who don’t hold true to their words really piss me off. I know this has always been true, but over the last several years I have found myself thinking less of those who have let me down. I don’t know why this had...