(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #8, Winter 1997)
Scott Bodine is the latest victim in the Dead Beat Corner. Scott is a 26 year old skirt chaser who kinda looks like a blonde version of Grog. I think they were twins separated at birth.. Scott has been in the local bands: O’matic, the Method, Killust, Random Fuct and Dr. Creep. Scott and Craig-o (Nichols) are now working on getting a band together called “BBB45″ (pronounced Triple Before Five). So look for “BBB45″ at a club near you and girls, Scott is single he’s looking for a skirt and he won spelling bees as a child.
10 SURVIVAL RECORDS OF SCOTT BODINE
- Van Halen – Fair Warning
- Bad Brains – Quickness
- Jimi Hendrix – Band of Gypsies
- Jimi Hendrix – Electric Ladyland
- Slayer – Reign in Blood
- Charlie Parker Trio – Live at Storyville
- Alice Cooper – Killers
- David Bowie – Aladin Sane
- Ozzy Osbourne – Diary of A Madman
- Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath
What are your religious beliefs?: I’m spiritual.
What High School Attended?: Trotwood-Madison
Favorite Dayton Bands: GBV, Brainiac, Larry Byrrds, The Method, Liquid Draino, the first Haunting Souls, and of course the Oxymorons (ha,ha,ha)
Greatest Career Achievement: To actually make money as a musician.
Favorite toy as a child: Evel Kneivel wind-up toy, slot car tracks and my Mom’s vibrator.
Favorite bad movie: The Dark Backwards Starring Judd Nelson.
Book Recommendation: The Outsiders
Dream Date: Uma Thurman, because she is pregnant with Ethan Hawk’s child and Wright State University female divers
Favorite Product: Zit Medicine
First Records Bought: A 45 of “Hot Blooded” by Foreigner.
Biggest Trauma: Getting my Marshall ripped off a few years ago. (Grog, will you give his Marshall back?)
Have you ever faked an orgasm?: Once.
Favorite Disco Song?: ”Shadow Dancing” by Andy Gibb.
Do you believe in monsters?: I believe in that movie The Car.
Hobbies: Working on my fucking car and of course my biggest hobby is chasing skirts
Scott’s prediction for 1998: 1998 will be the year of the guy in the blue turbin.