Psycho Gail’s Deadbeat Corner – Scott Bodine

Psycho Gail’s Deadbeat Corner – Scott Bodine

(Originally appeared in Mutant Renegade Zine #8, Winter 1997)

Scott Bodine is the latest victim in the Dead Beat Corner. Scott is a 26 year old skirt chaser who kinda looks like a blonde version of Grog. I think they were twins separated at birth.. Scott has been in the local bands: O’matic, the Method, Killust, Random Fuct and Dr. Creep. Scott and Craig-o (Nichols) are now working on getting a band together called “BBB45″ (pronounced Triple Before Five). So look for “BBB45″ at a club near you and girls, Scott is single he’s looking for a skirt and he won spelling bees as a child.

10 SURVIVAL RECORDS OF SCOTT BODINE

  1. Van Halen – Fair Warning
  2. Bad Brains – Quickness
  3. Jimi Hendrix – Band of Gypsies
  4. Jimi Hendrix – Electric Ladyland
  5. Slayer – Reign in Blood
  6. Charlie Parker Trio – Live at Storyville
  7. Alice Cooper – Killers
  8. David Bowie – Aladin Sane
  9. Ozzy Osbourne – Diary of A Madman
  10. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath

What are your religious beliefs?: I’m spiritual.

What High School Attended?: Trotwood-Madison

Favorite Dayton Bands: GBV, Brainiac, Larry Byrrds, The Method, Liquid Draino, the first Haunting Souls, and of course the Oxymorons (ha,ha,ha)

Greatest Career Achievement: To actually make money as a musician.

Favorite toy as a child: Evel Kneivel wind-up toy, slot car tracks and my Mom’s vibrator.

Favorite bad movie: The Dark Backwards Starring Judd Nelson.

Book Recommendation: The Outsiders

Dream Date: Uma Thurman, because she is pregnant with Ethan Hawk’s child and Wright State University female divers

Favorite Product: Zit Medicine

First Records Bought: A 45 of “Hot Blooded” by Foreigner.

Biggest Trauma: Getting my Marshall ripped off a few years ago. (Grog, will you give his Marshall back?)

Have you ever faked an orgasm?: Once.

Favorite Disco Song?: ”Shadow Dancing” by Andy Gibb.

Do you believe in monsters?: I believe in that movie The Car.

Hobbies: Working on my fucking car and of course my biggest hobby is chasing skirts

Scott’s prediction for 1998: 1998 will be the year of the guy in the blue turbin.

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